i almost spit my beer out
"You won’t understand until it happens to you."
apps that shut off your music when you open them just how fucking important do you think you are
(Source: barackthehalls, via michaeljacks0ff)
there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard